Tuesday, October 13, 2009

5 Signs of an Angry God

  1. Lawn Ornaments
  2. Chuck E Cheese’s
  3. Bed Bath and Beyond and the 10,000 coupons that you saved but can never find when you finally decide to go.
  4. Oscar Meyer’s Lunchables
  5. Cords to connect electronic devises to your computer


JGH said...

1) Have some! Wanna make somepin of it?
2)Never been there
3)stuffed in the glove compartment
4)would have to be really desperate for food
5)just be glad you don't have a dog that likes to chew

Proud Procrastinator said...

1) Do broken lawn mowers and bent mailboxes count as lawn ornaments? Then I have some too!
2) If there is a hell, this is it. JGH - lucky you!
3) I find one, get there, and its expired.
4) I must confess, the pizza pita was a pre-school favorite.
5) Further proof, that there is no God.

LazyMom said...

Okay, Okay...I was talking about those large inflatable lawn ornaments...and if you do have one...for every holiday--I may have to re-think our relationship. Halloween is actually the ONLY holiday where a large inflate in appropriate.
(Look at me--I am the Martha Stewart of tacky!)