Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Leather Pants and Ball Gags

“Do you feel it is okay to wear leather pants to a parent –teacher conference?” queried a friend one day when the kids first started kindergarten.

Taking a sip of her amazingly strong coffee and thinking I have FINALLY found someone else who triples the recommended amount of coffee... “why not--if you can pull leather pants off fashion-wise AND I think you can because you are tall and thin enough....bitch ”

“How about my ball-gag” asked her husband.

“Oh...I see now...Please don’t drag me into your little mommy-daddy dispute....for heavens sake... your child goes to the school with the arts-fartsy crowd" I said, "I am SURE they see mommies suited up in leather ALL THE TIME. The ball-gag, however, I would wait on. You might want to build more trust into the relationship with the school first. Try it out at a PTA meeting..OR...maybe a bake sale...

Hey during one of my back to school night I actually saw a mother with a ‘Got Beer?’ T-shirt on...and I wasn’t even looking in the mirror. If fact, this woman, who was also sporting a mullett haircut, did not even look like she was TRYING to push the envelope.

5 comments:

JGH said...

oh yes, ball-gag would send a very confusing message - Dance-a-thon might be a good PTA venue to try it out! I always worry about sporting my dirty fingernails at P/T conference (from gardening, okay??!)

LazyMom said...

Sure....from gardening...

Bondage Manila said...

I would definitely like to hear about that PTA meeting when someone comes in wearing a ballgag. That holds so many possibilities.

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